Confession: I really hate New Year’s Resolutions. They always seem forced, and cliché, and I never keep any of them for more than three days anyway. But something about turning 25 this past November makes me feel like it’s time to develop better habits, and start behaving a little more “grown up.” So, I joined the masses and made some resolutions for 2013 resolutions…two weeks late, of course.
I swear, this does eventually tie into the title of the post. Wait for it.
So, it’s really one resolution, but in three parts. And that resolution is to stop putting off until later what I can get done now. I procrastinate a lot, then once I’ve done something, I wonder why it took me so long in the first place. It’s stupid. It makes me feel guilty about watching the Mindy Project with a glass of wine on a Tuesday night, just because I know that I really should have thrown a load of laundry in first so I’d have clean clothes to wear to work the next day.
On that note, the first part of this resolution applies to being cleaner. As in more organized, living with less clutter, etc. I’m not a dirty person, however I can be a messy person. But when I maintain an organized space every day, it’s much easier to notice when I need to dust, or vacuum, or do laundry. And I feel bad leaving my socks next to my bed instead of in the hamper. My mother always used to tell me “clean begets clean!” but now I think she may have had a point. Maybe.
The second part applies to saving money. The idea of buying something now and budgeting for it later was fine when I was 19. Now, it’s just ridiculous. Having some extra money left in my bank account after all my bills are paid doesn’t mean I should be spending it, nor does finishing one week under budget justify going over budget the next. I’ll never be able to afford the things I really want if I spend all my money on things I don’t really need.
Lastly (getting back to the point), I want to apply it to getting healthier. While I’m pretty good about cooking healthy, my workouts during 2012 were sporadic at best, and the size of my portions slowly increased as well. Leading to a slow weight gain over the last year. Not fun. And that whole “diet starts tomorrow!” and “I’ll hit the gym tomorrow!” mentality just ain’t cutting it.
Ah, finally!! The point!! So as a way to get myself back to a normal portion size, I spent Monday through Thursday doing the four-day “stewardess diet.” It takes some will power, but other than some weird food combinations, it’s not that bad. Second day is the worst (for me, at least). And you drop weight quick. I lost 6 pounds in 4 days. And I cheated. I had sushi on Tuesday night and tuna fish + a few glasses of wine last night. I’d probably be down 8 to 10 pounds if I hadn’t.
WARNING: If you do this diet for four days, then on the fifth day order a burger and fries, you’re going to gain all (or most) of it back just as quickly as you lost it. But if you use it to kick off a better eating plan, or to push past a plateau, or even to drop a couple pounds before an event, then this diet is great. And since it’s only four days, you can bang it out during the work week then enjoy your weekend a few pounds lighter!
Day One:
Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit
Lunch: 4 oz. steak, 1 cup lettuce, 1 tomato, and 1 apple
Dinner: 2 hard-boiled eggs, 1 cup green beans, 1/2 grapefruit
TOTAL CALORIES: 742 (with 4 oz. steak, with 6 oz: 908, and with 8 oz. 1,075)
Day Two:
Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit
Lunch: 1 lamb chop, 1 cup lettuce, 6 oz. tomato juice (I don’t like tomato juice, so I substitute a tomato)
Dinner: 1 cup squash, 1 cup cauliflower, 1 cup green beans, 1 cup unsweetened applesauce (I usually just eat a regular apple)
TOTAL CALORIES: 550
Day Three:
Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit
Lunch: 4 oz. broiled chicken, 1 cup lettuce, 1 cup celery, 1 apple
Dinner: 4 oz. hamburger, 1 cup stewed tomatoes, 6 oz. prune juice (I substitute stewed tomatoes for a tomato and the prune juice for an apple and 1/2 grapefruit)
TOTAL CALORIES: 728 (with 4 oz. chicken, with 6 oz: 808, with 8 oz: 888)
Day Four:
Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit
Lunch: 2 hard-boiled eggs, 1 cup green beans, 6 oz. tomato juice (I subsitute a real tomato, which I throw in with the green beans)
Dinner: 4 oz. steak, 1 cup lettuce, 1 tomato, 6 oz. pineapple juice (or real pineapple)
TOTAL CALORIES: 748 (with 4 oz. steak, with 6 oz: 914, with 8 oz: 1,081)
Guidelines:
This diet is based on excluding all sugars, dairy, and fats. So try sticking with black coffee, and steam your vegetables instead of, say, sautéeing them in olive oil. I’ll admit, I like doing dinner on Day 2 by roasting the vegetables with a little olive oil, kosher salt and pepper, but I try to use as little olive oil as possible. Instead of salad dressing, use plain vinegar instead (balsamic works, but rice vinegar is even better).
None of these meals are going to become “new favorites,” and some of them you just have to force yourself to eat, but it helps to remind yourself that they’re not lifestyle changes–it’s only four days!
And I’ll keep everyone posted now and then on how my resolutions are coming along!





















